-- The Donald --
This is -- so far -- what I like about Steemit.
- No dicking around with fonts -- you get what you get. (If you are lazy.)
- Promoted Steemits are all over the net. (Click and read.)
- I think -- but I'm not so sure about this part -- you get paid. (Steem Dollars or something.)
- You can type drunk -- maybe -- I'm not sure about this part either. (Do you see this?)
- You can post pretty pictures. (Not from me.)
- You can post sex dirty pictures. (Sweet Jesus -- not from me.)
- You can look at dirty pictures. (I will not tell.)
- You can lose the respect of your readers. (Sorry.)
- You can change your pseudonym. (No. Screw that.)
- You don't need hair spray
One major problem for the religious ilk, however. And I feel for you. You cannot capitalize "god" in the keywords section. That must really Suck jesus, Huh?
Photo: Flickr/Peter K. Levy