Do you see it? Or am I the only one who sees the problem here??? Please folks get comfortable while you study this picture... (He's got a rant of course coming down below)
In case you can't read it, the red letters say:
PUSH UNTIL ALARM SOUNDS
DOOR CAN BE OPENED
IN 15 SECONDS.
Before I begin my hilarious rant that I'm fixing to go on (That I hope makes several of you laugh your asses off), I did some investigating. I had to see where this "Emergency Exit" comes out at.
Sure enough right here. Up one crooked flight of stairs to this exit only door.
That is right next to this big 15 to 20 foot hole in the wall that cars drive through known as the entrance/exit to the parking garage. The same hole that you see a car driving through in the picture above leaving the Library. This same giant ass hole (not asshole) in the wall that is 50 feet away or so from that same Emergency Exit pictured above.
Have you figured it out yet?
If not then you are probably too stupid to be following me.
Seriously folks!
In a catastrophic emergency are you really going to be dumb enough to stand there and wait 15 seconds for this stupid fucking Emergency Door to open and then making you trip up on a crooked flight of stairs before getting to safety? Or are you going to take 2 to 3 seconds to just run an extra 50 feet through the big giant parking garage exit to safety!? No flight of stairs needed to get through either, you are OUTSIDE ALREADY!!! Safe and free from whatever the fuck the emergency was. In fact, you could probably run up the two flights of stairs to the lobby and escape through the main entrance faster than 15 fucking seconds!
Seriously! The building is on fire, the roof is coming down, but you got to wait 15 fucking seconds before the door to safety opens. DIPSHIT DEMOCRACY!!! What kind of Emergency Door is this? Who was the architectural genius who made sure to have this door put in? Well this is the University of Arkansas if that tells you how smart these engineers are we have here rolls eyes.
And what if you are in a wheel chair? HUH!? You made it through the elevators and are now in the parking garage. Amazingly enough, the roof waited a whole 15 long and nerve wracking seconds before collapsing allowing you to get through only to be stopped by the flight of stairs you CAN'T GET UP!!! Then what!? Can you say dumbass architectures? I say dumb ass mother fucker who was too lazy to roll his fat and decrepit ass an extra 50 fucking feet to safety when you could have! It doesn't even take 15 fucking seconds to roll a wheel chair an extra 50 feet to safety. Especially if you have some dipshit running while pushing you because he's trying to get to safety too.
And because this is the Public Library, a socialist paradise full of unarmed baby boomer gun grabbing snowflakes, this place makes a huge target for one of these staged George Soro's funded mass shootings. So what if you are running from a mass shooter who is a manchurian candidate placed here by the CIA? Suppose you are running from this shooter and get stuck by this door having to wait 15 seconds before it opens. Are you really going to wait 15 seconds allowing for the shooter to catch up so he can unload a full mag of rounds in you? Or are you going to continue to run and extra 50 feet outside to safety? You're GODDAMN RIGHT!
And now you know where I get my jokes and rants from. REAL FUCKING LIFE!!! Seriously folks, I can't make this shit up! Idiocracy is here and this is what it looks like.
As always I'm Theo aka Rainbow Man and here is the PROOF!
PROOF you will die having to wait 15 seconds for the Emergency Door to open when you could have just ran to safety in 2 to 3 seconds. SMH
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