So you thought that you had to put up with idiots at work, did you?
Well, you probably do. We all do. But most of us don't have to deal with the level of stupidity that 911 dispatchers do on a daily basis.
So while I may have tried to open my car door with a pen today, I can still rest assured in the knowledge that I have yet to call 911 with an absurd, inappropriate, or literally insane issue. However, I should note that the day is not over yet.