I want to use your byteball reference link.
You can byte me. I am at around 59.4 rep and just need a little boost to get up to 60 rep. If @mineopoly reaches 60 rep before the payout of this post then I will use the byteball reference of the one who helped me get to rep 60. How can you help me? Be creative. I know the adage: “God helps those who help themselves.”
So maybe I will use some bots on my other posts but I am not using bots on this post. This is for #comedyopenmic an impeccably botless community. (Attention Curators: It is up to you to see how far this post goes.)
My comedy post here is about two touching topics that reach the inner child of every human heart, “breastfeeding and pussy”. Over the past few weeks I have made a compilation that should move your heart as well. Because of the heat and rain the pussy is hot and wet. As for the breast feeding, her nipples are hard as she feeds quadruplets.
Just as COM is botless, this pussy is topless and bottomless. I have debated using the nsfw warning for youngsters due to graphic nudity, however I have decided to not use the tag as this video is both educational and nurturing.
The Pussy Sucks
The mother of Felis catus mongre
Known to be a mongrol herself
Sits on my front porch.
With no regard for the human race
The mongrol groans throughout night
But the next day finds she is knocked up with disgrace
Mother like instinct produces a hissing sound
To protect young ones from out of her womb
A mother displays her incisors
Nature’s gift of life displayed
Quadruplets, one more hairy than the other
…like her mother.
One pussy laid stretched out on the patio
Four young ones suckling
At their mother’s breasts
Nature’s delight is new life
Giving a breath of insight
Into the maternal union
A mother and a child
Cuddled for a time
Soon they will be weaned
The free music source used on this video can be found at Mr. Jch1’s channel on soundcloud
I nominate @pussycoin and @lactus to enter a funny post for @comedyopenmic using the #comedyopenmic tag.
My video is at DLive