Sing along as faux survivalist/prepper/homesteader and professional ebeggar/scammer/jobless bum TROY W. REID of the Do It Yourself World TRASHES another plot of land with his pathological junk collecting and hoarding!!
DUMP! (to the tune of Van Halen's "Jump!")
I get up and drive into town
I've got it tough being a Youtube clown
And I know, Mae Mel just how you feel
You'd like to haul off and punch me, that's the real deal
Can't you see I'm dickin' 'round
wasting time on my Bedini machine
I'm the worst that you've seen
I'm a lazy has-been
My place is a dump (DUMP!)
Might as well dump
I'll go look for junk (JUNK!)
Yeah, out scrounging for junk
Get a job? Who said dat?
Baby it's not for me
Bill's sellin' pro-o-o-o-propane
to keep me going
Can't you see me sitting there
on my ass with my coin mining machine
It ain't earning me green
Join my DIY team!
I'll go ahead and dump (DUMP!)
create another filthy dump
I'm piling up junk (JUNK!)
I'm in love with my junk
I get up and drive into town
Lookin' for free garbage, whatever's lying around
And I know how those trolls feel
They'd like to line up and punch me, for the things that I steal
Can't you see me standing there
with my hands on my hips like a queen
Pine Bush was a dream
You can't pin dat on me!
Might as well dump (DUMP!)
My peaceful Michigan dump
Swimming in junk (JUNK!)
My precious junk...