Original Song - I've Met the Devil

You say you've met the Devil

You say you've played his cards
But if you're betting on the Devil
You better not bet on hearts...

You say you've met
Say you've met
Say you've met the Devil

You say you've met the Devil
His number's in your phone
He invites you to his parties and on Sunday's you play golf

Last week you guys played poker
He saw your royal blush
He pulled out aces full of aces and they burned in his touch

You say you've met
Say you've met
Say you've met the Devil

Lucy wears a coat of fur and
Likes to watch her food squirm

I don't know if she eats out
But you can bet she's ate in

And you may not know it, but
I've met the Devil....

And she's a bitch.

You say you've met
Say you've met
Say you've met the Devil