Might I introduce you to
Morteck
!the porch fiend!
As you may notice the fierce space warrior. . .
Prob from Pluto, mad we said it's not a planet.
Take a peak closer. . .
Let your eyes see past the illusion I have molded specially for your individual entertainment.
My name is Ether Berkins.
I specialize in light and shadow bending.
Morteck. . . Morteck is a porch light.
In this dimension.
Thank you
EB