CHAPTER 1: BILLY WINN’S PODCAST!
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Billy (OFF SCREEN): Hello and welcome to another episode of Billy Winn’s Wrestle-Zone Podcast, the only one that uses this name. I am Billy Winn and I am “so psyched” about everything that went down at the big premiere of OCW War. That is right! OCW is back and in total working order as we saw with yours truly on commentary.
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During that event, I was joined by Big Julius, a big black person known for his strength of character and…being a big black person? I’ll do a Google search later. Also with us was a new hire by the name of Larry Saint Dubois, but he liked to be called “LSD” and I have no idea why he’s there.
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Okay! On to what went down with my headlines!
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GENUIN AND SULLY FOR THE OCW TITLE!!
These two kept their distance for the most part until the very end of the show. Granted, they did spend some time in OCW Champion Genuin’s limo and it appears that Sully had the upper hand; however, we have no video proof other than claims made by the driver. Our reports say that Genuin fired that same driver the same day that the news was leaked to the internet. Sully was seen at the bar with an unknown girl, but he was not interested in answering any questions at the time.
LETHAL LOTTO
Our big event this month is the OCW Lethal Lotto event, featuring the Lethal Lotto tournament. Through the month, we will be seeing qualifying matches where two teams of two are teamed up via lottery and the winners succeed to the next round. So…
1st round: Random tag team matches
2nd round: 10-person gauntlet match until final four
3rd round: 4-way “eliminate or escape” – style steel cage match.
The winner will be given a guaranteed shot at the OCW Title whenever desired. Now the qualifying matches only are for the main roster, there’s also going to be a gauntlet match with cage match finale for the Vixens as well with a similar prize. General Manager Fox wants to prove our women can go all out; this is one of many ways she wants to prove it.
ALSO!! It was announced that OCW Champion Genuin will be able to give a free spot to a select fighter. This means that this person gets to skip the qualifying match, or at least get in anyway after losing. I’m not 100% sure if Sully is getting the same deal or if Fox has plans elsewhere, but that seems to be the plan. Either way, OCW War ’s next Main Event has been literally given to Genuin so that he can decide who deserves it most. Not sure what that means, but whatever.
Not much time left to talk, my season-long marathon is about to start. We had one last match to finish off War, I am linking it below.
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07788JJG4/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i5