There's an incredible amount of excitement surrounding EOS... Officially announced last year, at the Consesnsus 2017 Blockchain Conference in New York City, in less than one year, EOS has achieved a market cap valuation of over 14 BILLION US dollars, one of the fastest and greatest gains in Blockchain technology history:
Hanging out with genius is one of my favorite pastimes.
When the EOS team reached out last year seeking Ambassadors to assist them in New York, they graciously accepted my offer to assist them. 😊
What I learned from Dan, Brendan, Ian, and the rest of the leadership team was staggering!
The power of this technology is irrefutable.
SO incredible, in fact, that shortly after the Consensus Conference I decided to do an investigation of my own, to determine the
TRUE SOURCE OF EOS!
My only crime is curiosity. 😉
This is my story...
If you're going to investigate something, you need to think like a detective.
Detectives need clues...
So I started with the evidence I had.
Three Photographs:
All taken in New York, one month before this investigation.
What is the common theme in those photos?
Not the individuals, the clothing...
ALL of the EOS representatives were wearing darkly colored clothes!
AHA! A CLUE! 😀
Investigating this further, tying it all up into a neat Blockchain bow, I went back twenty years to revisit a movie on this very subject:
A fantastic movie, it holds up two decades later.
I encourage you to buy the DVD.
This powerful film references velcro and other incredible technologies we have integrated from a higher intelligence...
Foreshadowing, perhaps, to when the internet is finally adopted by the entire world, to subsequently integrate a platform capable of supporting the running of thousands of applications in parallel on the blockchain?
Remember, that film was released in 1997.
More on THAT later...
If you're serious about something, you need to take yourself seriously and make a move.
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm going to Roswell.
If my suspicion was correct (perhaps you can guess by now what that was), I needed to represent as an appointed ambassador of the EOS team, and dressed appropriately throughout my investigation.
I arrived via Albuquerque, New Mexico:
A good detective interviews all parties who may possess information important to your investigation.
I needed to find more geniuses outside of the conference in New York last May...
Fortunately for the investigation, I met one on the flight to Albuquerque, a child genius
(aren't they all until society wrecks them?)
After a very friendly and informal deposition from across the aisle, I asked him where he thought EOS was headed.
Here was his reply:
Incredible!
How did he know?!?
I knew, that he knew, what I knew, with this:
Powerful baby genius. Respect.
ONWARD! With the investigation into
The Source of EOS!
As a detective in a foreign land, it's important to ingratiate yourself with those who inhabit the terrain of your leads.
Always repping EOS, I proceeded to befriend, hang out with, and make amazing connections with the people of Roswell.
This local proprietor and gentleman had no information on the origins of EOS, but he had an amazing tattoo that was made into a shirt:
Undaunted, and with new friends, my investigation continued.
There is an amazing McDonald's restaurant that has to be one of the most unique in the world:
Shaped like a flying saucer, I thoroughly checked the exterior design and the inhabitants of said structure.
No intelligent life there.
I carried on, investigating Roswell, looking for a deeper connection to what I suspected were the origins of this heretofore unimaginable technology, which, now, exists.
As a law-abiding Steemian, and as an ambassador for EOS, I broke no laws in my investigation.
I did however rage against the machine in some circumstances, and broke some rules searching high and low in my quest for the truth:
I searched EVERYWHERE, from the deserts,
To deep underground...
At long last, the keystone of unifying evidence was found!
The discovery supported my original hypothesis...
THIS was the undeniable clue that led my suspicions to a chain of sequenced events (under)written in the Matrix:
Can you see the link that unites my theory?
Notice the date?
Correct:
June 24, 1947.
Release date of the movie "Men in Black"?
July 2nd, 1997.
Token Distribution start date of EOS?
June 26, 2017.
Add up the days:
June 24 + July 2,
24 + 2 = 26
Now consider the years:
1947 -> Roswell
1997 --> Men in Black
2017 ---> Release of EOS
Each of these years ends in the number 7.
Number of years between the Roswell crash and the EOS release?
70!
Roswell was 70 years ago;
June 24 + July 2 = 26,
and 70 years later,
on the 26th of June...
Is the EXACT date when the EOS Token Distribution commenced: June 26th!
After this exhaustive, thorough, and expensive investigation...
There can be NO doubt:
EOS is Alien Technology.
This is @scan0017.
If you are reading this,
you are the future.