Welcome!
Snackers, Slackers & Steem-crackers?
Join me as I slack off at work and instead, spend far too much time putting together an extremely tasty yet insufficient meal!
We will be infusing an artistic approach with whatever other goodies you may have had left in your fridge, if this is limited to 2min Noodles or Beans on Toast on a good day then I totally understand!
Instead,
let us pretend for a day that we can indeed be content with tiny little pretty bites of this-and-that, even if it means being punished by swallowing your ever lingering hunger for the next couple of hours. . .
Now moving on to the Ingredients!
Some of this and a little bit of those over there, hmmm, maybe it needs a hint of that other stuff that I forgot to eat, luckily I have a full jar of it! Better eat that almost stale olive-bread too...
Okay, okay okay...
Here's a list of the reeeal ingredients:
Cherry-Tomatoes
Grated Mozzarella Cheese
Baby Leaf Spinach
Sliced Smoked Chicken
Snoek-Pâté
Coriander & Chilli Pesto
"Fresh" Olive-Bread
DISCLAIMER: The Mediterranean Smoked Humus you see in the picture will not be featuring in the final product due to the occupants refusing eviction as they were not properly informed of their property's sell-by-date.
"Sounds like trash to me!"
(I wonder if I can even get away with stale puns like these?)
Now for the Intricate-Method!
Smeer some smelly stuff on the crusty base then tear up some baby's leaves as you make a healthy bed for the smokey bird-flesh to sleep on. Paste a half-confused fruit-veggie on top and plop-on a generous blob of that green slob with a messy sprinkle of tasteless cheese for colour. To be enjoyed alone.... orrrr you can share it with 8 friends?
One thing's for sure... Coffee is always a good Idea! Puns? Not so much!
Well Slackers,I hope you enjoyed the snack-session!
Join me for more food, music, art and all sorts of other shenanigans @nicknightshade!
Until Next Time. . .
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