If you don't know what Elevensies is, please watch LOTR: The Fellowship. Then continue reading.
Now, if you're like me, you enjoy a delicious sandwich at any occasion. On this specific occasion, maybe you're trying to watch your figure or you are vegan for the animals. Maybe you're not vegan but want to try THE BEST VEGAN ELEVENSIES ON THE PLANET. By the way, this is ~360 calories, if that's important to you.
To ensure you enjoy THE BEST VEGAN ELEVENSIES ON THE PLANET, please follow these directions exactly.
- Please start by toasting two pieces of 100% whole wheat bread. While the toasting is going on,
- Cut an avocado in half. Put one half back in the fridge for later enjoyment. Cut avocado into slices or mash it up.
- Cut a whole tomato into thin slices. Keep 4. Eat the rest now.
- Cut 2 thin slices of sweet Vidalia onion. (This step is optional because not everyone enjoys onion like mya)
- Get your vegan mayo and mustard out now.
- Take toasted bread out.
- Get a plate.
- Put toasted bread on plate (to make Elevensies)
- Put a dollop (about 1 Tbsp) of vegan mayo on ONE piece of the toasted bread (like you would spread jam)
- Place 4 slices of tomato directly on top of vegan mayo. (the order is very important)
- (OPTIONAL) Place 1-2 slices sweet Vidalia onion directly on top of tomato slices.
- Put mashed up or sliced avocado on THE OTHER piece of toasted bread.
- Squeeze your favorite YELLOW OR BROWN MUSTARD on top of the avocado. (This step is obligatory)
- CAREFULLY put two halves together.
- Cut into 90 degree triangles. (This is not optional either)
- Thoroughly enjoy the BEST VEGAN ELEVENSIES ON THE PLANET!
Tell yourself that it's ok that your plate looks like this after 1 min. 30 seconds.
You're welcome.
