Fictional human mindvirus Frank Bacon is working on cultivating his relationship with actual Hollywood Reporter, Jason Goodman. Hard at work on his newest Sci-Fi opus, Emperor Bacon has repeatedly told JasonGood man he both wishes the best for him and alternately wishes he would fuck off and die. Frank is merely a character in this mindlarp, while Jason is fully committed. Never suspecting that @FrankBacon actually wishes Jason the best, that he hopes for nothing less than his continued success in the world of spook internet video production.
The existential evil of @FrankBacon is one of the deepest philosophical conundrums of the ages. If God exists, and he is @FrankBacon , how can he both curse Jason Goodman and wish him continued success? The answer is it doesn't matter. Jason Goodman is the single greatest creator of content the internet has ever known, because his art begets the art of so many others.
When you are a fictional character is a real life school play, you can never make the mistake of taking yourself too seriously, lest you give your enemies the opportunity to use your words against you.
Or just keep going!
What would @FrankBacon do?