Presstitute (toothy grin into camera): Good evening, fellow tax slaves! Welcome to a very special edition of “Interview With A Psychopath” here on BNN. I was shocked yesterday when a member of the dark occult ruling class contacted me and said he wanted to come on tell-lie-vision and brag about all the destruction of human freedom that’s happening as a result of the Covid-19 fear campaign. After fawning and groveling for a moment, I graciously accepted the offer and, well, here we are! (turns to dark occultist, seated across from him) Thanks for joining us, and don’t worry, we’ve blotted out your face on the screen so nobody will know your identity.
Dark Occultist: I’m so happy to have this opportunity to brag about the destruction of human freedom that’s going into overdrive right now.
Presstitute: Indeed! So many things are happening so fast right now. What would you like to tackle first?
Dark Occultist: I’d first like to just say how gratifying it is to see billions of tax slaves all over the world believing the fear-mongering put out on TV networks like yours. After all, this virus is killing less people than so many other things in the world, so it really shows the mind-control power that the corporate media holds over the human race.
Presstitute: Yes, I agree, and I’m so happy to play my role, trading my time, attention, and energy for the violence-backed federal reserve notes that your cohorts give me in return.
Dark Occultist: Yes, we couldn’t do it without shallow, spineless people like you.
Presstitute: Well, let’s start getting into some details, shall we? Restrictions on travel, not just through the air but also on land, are happening all over the world. Criminal order-followers are setting up rights-violating checkpoints. Drone patrols are growing exponentially in number. People are being thrown in cages for having parties. What’s your favorite aspect of the dystopic, hot techno-tyranny we see growing before our very eyes?
Dark Occultist: You’re right, there are so many objectives of the Dark Great Work being accomplished right now, it’s really hard to pick a favorite. One really exciting aspect is an electronic tracking bracelet being rolled out, one that will broadcast whether a person is ‘virus-free’ or not.
Presstitute: In the near future, after the virus has ‘run its course’ throughout society, will those tracking devices be done away with?
Dark Occultist: Oh, Satan forbid! No, no, no, tracking each tax slave is essential to ending free will! It will be mandatory for all of them to have the tracking device, or they won’t be allowed to interact with others in society. (turns and grins into camera) For your safety, of course. (turns back to presstitute)
Presstitute: And why is ending free will so essential to the dark occult agenda?
Dark Occultist: So there are no challengers to our power, obviously. I’ll feel more safe and secure when all the tax slaves are 100 percent obedient.
Presstitute: That’s kind of cowardly, isn’t it?
Dark Occultist scowls.
Presstitute: Now I’d like to ask you about the so-called bailouts that are starting to occur for corporations, small businesses, and enslaved humans in general. How will this impact the economy?
Dark Occultist: Yes, this is a wonderful aspect of this crisis. By printing more violence-backed slave tokens, we can compromise everyone by having them hooked on government welfare, making them ever more beholden to the government cult, while simultaneously dropping the currency’s value.
Presstitute: And I’ll be getting a big raise to compensate, right?
Dark Occultist frowns.
Presstitute: Moving on...Now that so many people are working from home, will this enable more AI and robots to enter the workforce?
Dark Occultist: Yes, we must have the bulk of the slave work done by machines. It is vital to moving forward.
Presstitute: Toward what?
Dark Occultist: The technocratic control grid, of course.
Presstitute: And what will happen to the humans that lose their jobs?
Dark Occultist: Oh, I suppose we’ll tell one half to go murder the other half, and they’ll obey.
Presstitute: You mean have a war?
Dark Occultist (smug): Precisely.
Presstitute: Let me ask you this. There are a few deoccultists around the world, and small pockets of true anarchists who know that violence and coercion are wrong and that the belief in authority is a form of mind-control that doesn’t exist naturally in Creation. They are doing Great Light Work and attempting to help humanity end its condition of slavery and achieve a condition of liberty, in accordance with the Will of the Creator. Is any of the work they’re doing a cause for concern with you and your dark occult psychopathic cohorts?
Dark Occultist (scoffing and snickering): Oh, you can’t be serious! No, they are far too few in number to cause concern! Far too few!
Presstitute: However, that being said, will you ever be satisfied with the state of humanity if there is even one resistor?
Dark Occultist: Well, one in my position is never completely satisfied, of course. Yes, all resistance must be wiped out eventually.
Presstitute: If you’re never satisfied, this essentially makes you somewhat of a slave to desire, doesn’t it?
Dark Occultist (angry): This interview is over.
Presstitute: Oh, so soon? Well, thanks so much for joining us and bragging about the destruction of freedom and humanity.
Dark Occultist (smug): Yes, it was your last interview so I hope you enjoyed it. (gets up and starts to walk out)
Presstitute (confused): Why would it be my last interview? Wait, am I getting fired? Did I just get fired on live TV? Oh, well, I’m ready to retire anyway and go into my super-secret luxury bunker I had built a few years ago.
Dark Occultist (turns back from across the studio and yells): You don’t have a bunker anymore! Or a luxury car! Or your stock holdings!
Presstitute (sighs deeply, looks into camera): I’m sure he’s just kidding (giggles)
Dark Occultist (on his way out the door): No I’m not!
Presstitute (looks into camera): Well, thanks for joining us for this edition of “Interview With A Psychopath” here on BNN. Stay tuned for more mind control programming!
Thanks for your time and attention!
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