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It has thousands of teeth to feed, no need to lug.
It has no backbone and looks quite smug,
It does well on its own, better than a bug.
But with a mate, its penis gets chewed off; is that fate?
"That's what you get for eating my lettuce! You're a menace!"
To find its way back home without fail.
And though, you may not know,
There are thousands more underground, hidden not found,
Just waiting to explore. How is that for an encore?
