my timer is set for 5 minutes so here goes:
the whole thing was totally absurd. there i was in court on trial for assaulting my ex-girlfriend. the alleged incident never took place because i was not even in the country at the time of the alleged event. my lawyer has just finished questioning a witness so it was proven beyond any doubt whatsoever that if it did happen it was not me that was involved. my ex's mother despised me from the get go and she was intent on seeing me suffer. having lost the opportunity she jumped up and started cursing me right there in court. my friend who was with me on the trip out of the country stood up and shouted 'Eject her. she is a nutcase and just wants to make a drama out of something that could not have happened'. the judge hammered his gavel and demanded order in the court.
times up. as usual i have corrected the typos but not changed any wording