Check out these words to spice up your vocabulary!
Zig Ziglar always taught to have a large vocabulary.... i don't think this is what he meant, and I don't think he would say most of these words, but they are fun anyways!! Hop you enjoy them as much as I did and take one or two with you.
Masturdating:
(n) Going out alone to a movie or restaurant.
Bedgasm:
(n) The feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.
Askhole:
(n) Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.
Chairdrobe:
(n) Piling clothes on a chair instead of a closet or dresser; see also “Floordrobe”
beerboarding:
(n) Extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk
Youniverse:
(n) Used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of himself; their universe consists only of them.
Columbusing:
(n) When white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, or centuries
Ambitchous:
(adj) Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Epiphanot:
(n) An idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceived, but is, in fact pointless, stupid, mundane, or incorrect.
Irrightional:
(a) Someone who irrationally believes they are always right.
Chiptease:
(n) The pocket of air in the top of a bag of chips.
Texpectation:
(n) The anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text.