Congratulations you win the prize for being todays biggest Daft Apeth's, and have won a free meal for two at the Chinese buffet on West Street , Sheffield (the one they found was infested with lice and radioactive shrews n shit) followed by a night of dancing and comedy fights at a pub in Norfolk Park. Bring the tights, they suit you! If would also help if you put your iron on hot when doing a white shirt, y'daft bugger.
RE: A day in the life of Barry the Bank Robber