😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Part 9)

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Family Joke

A mother is in a bathroom cleaning tiles before work when her daughter walks in. "Mom, can you tell me where do babies come from?" Mom thinks for a second and tells her, "Hm, when me and your dad felt in love and got married, we went into our bedroom, and we made love to each other called sex." Daughter looks confused so mom continues, "It means that dad puts his penis in my vagina. That's how the babies are made darling." Now daughter thinks she understands. "Aha, I see, but last night when i walked into your bedroom you had dad's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do this?" "Jewelry, honey. Lots of jewelry."

Interrogation Joke

Interrogator: "You need to tell the truth or else..!"

Guy: "Ok!"

Interrogator: "Your name?"

Guy: "Mohammed Busi."

Interrogator: "Sex?"

Guy: "Four to six times a week."

Interrogator: "No! I mean male or female?"

Guy: "Yep, female, male,.. sometimes a sheep."

Interrogator: "Holy cow!"

Guy: "Yep, cow, sheep, camel... animals in general."

Interrogator: "But isn't that hostile?"

Guy: "Yep, horse style, dog style, any style."

Interrogator: "Oh dear!"

Guy: "No dude, no deer. Deer runs too fast. Hard to catch."

Tree Joke

Anna came home happy and told her mom how she earned 50$ by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Anna, but they just wanted to see your panties!" Anna answered, "See mom, I was smarter, I took them off!"

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