Ma is outside hanging up wash, when she hears
Pa in the kitchen. Ma walks in and says, "Pa,
get out there and fix the outhouse."
Pa says,"all right Ma." Pa walks outside to the outhouse,
looks at it, and says, "Ma, there ain't nothing
wrong with this here outhouse!"
Ma says, "yes there is, put your head down in the hole."Pa says, "I ain't putting my head in that there hole!"
Ma says, "well you are gonna have to if'n you're going to fix
the problem!"Pa puts his head down in the hole
(just a little bit mind you) and he hollers,
"Ma, there ain't nothing wrong with this here
outhouse!"
Ma hollers, "now pull your head
out of the hole."
Pa goes to lift up his head and he says,
"Oww! oww! MA! ma!, my beard is stuck in
the crack in the seat!"
Ma says, "aggravatin', ain't it?"
From: Terry & Isobel Steinke [terry.steinke@sympatico.ca]
Sent: Friday, January 26, 2001 12:16 PM
To: Arthur Burlein; Bruce Palmer; Dave Conrad; Dennis & Dee Monaghan; Ed
& Judy Pigeau; Ed & Pam Wellwood; Floyd Swant; Jim MacDonald; Ken
McKenzie; MIKE & DONNA; Kent Weber; Mike & Jeanie Moffatt; Mike & Tammy;
Peter Knowles; Richard & Shiela Diger; Rod & Sue Caughill; Ron McQueen;
Steve & Nadine Koivisto; The Puttons; TONY MORRISON
Bless you and all those your heart touches