It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his
wife are spending the day at the zoo.
She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans
and a T-shirt.
The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk
through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very
large hairy gorilla.
Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun intended.)
He jumps up on the trees and holding on with one hand
(and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free
hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress and the husband noticing the excitement, thinks
this is funny.
He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some
more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars
down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort
of fan it at him."
This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing
flips.
Then the husband grabs his wife by the arm, rips open the door
to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage
door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
-----Original Message-----
From: Greg Rotto grotto@es.co.nz
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:@smtp1.ihug.co.nz;
<Undisclosed-Recipient:@smtp1.ihug.co.nz;>
Date: Monday, February 19, 2001 2:55 PM
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