Alright, alright, just calm down. Listen to me, Steemit. I know that posts can be intimidating. You're looking around and it's all scary and different, but y'know...viewing them head-on, clicking into 'em like a bull, that's how we can grow as people. I'm no stranger to new content online, I view it all the time. Now if you just stick with me, Steemit, we're gonna be...HOLY SHIT, STEEMIT, RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, STEEMIT!
Just felt like sharing some random silly stuff in hopes someone gets a laugh out of it :P