G'day Steemcomedians,
I saw an old joke posted on facebook and it inspired me to make it original. So here you go.
I went to the new zoo yesterday and they only had three cages on display.
In the first cage was nothing but a piece of toast. When I asked him why, the zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
The next cage held just an envelope with a crown stamped in wax. I didn't even have to ask before the zoo keeper piped up with "And this is our majestic seal".
In the last cage was a dog, just a normal dog.
The zoo keeper looked me dead in the eye and said plainly "What can I tell you? this is a shih tzu".
Thank you for the platform.
-Drakahn