A friend was in front of me coming out of church on day, and preacher was standing at the as he always does, to shake hand. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor said to him, “you need to join the army of lord!” My friend replied, “I’m already in the army of the lord, pastor.” Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?” he whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service.