Hi Folks,
So today i am going to start my another series of posts in category of the best one liners on the internet.
I have another series on my blog which goes by the name the best hollywood movies you should watch. This series got some pretty badass movies which will make you think when you are watching them. Don't forget to check that also.
So , in this series i am going to post some epic one liners which can be used at various situations in our day to day life and will make you sound smart also.
One one-liner a day keeps the doctor away…so, here is a shortlist of the best one-liners you can find on the internet today. Have fun!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Peace Out!!!