My 3 year old broke a serving bowl, so I took some superglue and glued it back together lickity split. Only problem...I managed to glue my finger to the bowl and couldn't get it off.
But no worries, someone very heroic came to the rescue. Watch the video to find out who!
Beyond this selfless and heroic gesture, I also received extensive medical treatment by a highly trained and very competant professional (age 3). As you can see in the photos below, the "BAM-BAID" was very securely and perfectly placed, and the damage to the tissue instantly healed upon contact.

