This was published in Valley news years ago. I was laughing out when I read this and wanted to share.
I’m going to type the contest making it easy to read.
“Here is an example of the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
HMRC ( HM Revenue & Customs) returned the tax return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question: “ do you have anyone dependent in you? “ the man wrote:
2.1 million illegal immigrants
1.1 million crackheads
4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers
900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
650 idiots in parliament and whole of European commission.
HMRC stated the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man’s response to HMRC was:
WHO DID I MISS OUT?
Have a great day.