@nonameslefttouse The Writer/Artist/Entertainer/Dude Himself
Hit It!
So many incredible guests said they were coming.
This is the absolute 'A' list of all lists.
It's This Man!
This Man is happy to be here today.
Well it's certainly good to see you, This Man. Is there anything I can get you, sir?
This Man would like a snack. Got any chips?
Chips? I got all kinds of chips. Take your pick!
This Man would like some of those Hot WTF's.
Coming right up!
Ding Dong!
Ding Dong! I wonder who that could be!
Well what the hell. Someone must have pressed the bell and ran away!
What are you talking about? I'm standing right in front of you!
White Man! I didn't even see you there! Look This Man! White Man came!
This Man says where?
Ha ha ha very funny guys. I'll be in the bathroom.
What the hell was that noise?
Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Let me in! Quick!
Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Let me in! Quick!
WOOOOOO! Good to see you guys! Listen! No time to talk! Hide me! If the cops come, I wasn't here!
Why are your balls glowing!
Just never mind that!! Shit! It's the Fuzz!
Cop Knock! Cop Knock! Cop Knock!
Cop Knock! Cop Knock! Cop Knock! What do I do!
Shhh! Pretend you're not home, idiot!
I can hear you. Open the door. Cop Knock! Cop Knock! Hi there, officer Fuzz. What brings you here today?
Who owns the blue Pinto wrapped around the tree outside?
I just got here. I've never seen that car before.
You just got here... and didn't see this flaming wreck?
That's right. I think I might have heard something though.
I see. What's that on your face, by your nose?
Oh this? We were all eating donuts. Right guys?
Not This Man.
Uh huh. What is that sound coming from the bathroom?
Oh that's just White Man. I think he has the sniffles.
The sniffles huh. Maybe he needs a tissue?
What's This!
It's baby powder!
Ok show's over folks. You're all under arrest!
This Man is not under arrest.
Yes sir, This Man may leave. The rest of you are coming with me!
What! Nooooo! I'm innocent! How can this be happening!
It's okay to cry.
I'm not crying!
I just have something in my... in my... Eye!
