This is a satirical article , please don't take it seriously. We all need a laugh after the cryptocurrency correction and FUD (fear, uncertainty and doubt) of the past week.
I was reading an article by @neverxpected regarding the Private Minerva ICO Presale. Evidently, they are seeking out people with a net worth of $1,000,000 or an annual income of $200,000 to participate. Well, isn't that special?
This is not a very good idea on their part. The rich elite are not known to be big spenders or risk takers. The Minerva team would make more by crowd funding with us regular people. Catering to poor folks works really well for televangelists. Preacher hucksters make tens of millions! Well, to the devil with them I say (Elitists and Televangelists)!
I don't like the name Minerva anyway. The reason being is the research I have done regarding their name sake, and I believe that I have uncovered a dark conspiracy.
Minerva (/mɪˈnɜːr.və/; Latin: [mɪˈnɛr.wa]; Etruscan: Menrva) was the Roman goddess of wisdom and strategic warfare, and the sponsor of arts, trade, and strategy. She was born of Metis, who had been swallowed by Jupiter, and burst from her father's head, fully armed and clad in armor. After impregnating the titaness Metis, Jupiter recalled a prophecy that his own child would overthrow him.
Fearing that their child would grow stronger than he was and rule the Heavens in his place, Jupiter swallowed Metis whole. The titaness gave birth to Minerva nonetheless and forged weapons and armor for her child while within Jupiter's body. The constant pounding and ringing gave him a headache. To relieve the pain, Vulcan used a hammer to split Jupiter's head and, from the cleft, Minerva emerged, whole, adult, and bearing her mother's weapons and armor.
I mean what was the Minerva Team thinking? Who would name a company after a feminazi goddess from a dysfunctional, physically abusive, cannibalistic family? On top of all that, their token is an owl. Owls are scary and occultic!
The owl has a history of being scary to people. In Africa the Kikuyu of Kenya believed the appearance of an owl to bring death. Owls were believed to be harbingers of imminent death by the Ancient Romans. Also the owl was the symbol of the ancient Canaanite god Molech to which to which the Canaanites sacrificed their children. Many indigenous peoples of North of South America saw owls as deliverers of death and bad fortune. You might also note that there are many owls in North Korea and they like to place owls on their postage stamps. Coincidence?
Alex Jones has warned us in the past about the elite and their Owl Conspiracy at the Bohemian Grove! The Bohemian Grove is where the elitists go to worship the ancient owl god Molech. The video below details these nefarious practices.
Also the crowd sale is scheduled in the same month as Samhain (Halloween) which is the highest holy day of occultists; coincidence? This seems to me a very dark conspiracy for the elites to break into the cryptocurrency market. I believe they will try to destroy our beloved Bitcoin with their protocol and enslave the entire crypto community. We will be left to the devices of deviant frogs and reptile people!
If this article is scary to you and you are of the Christian persuasion, you may want to check out Jesus Coin. They have been featured in an article by Matt Levine on BLOOMBERG.COM. Maybe I will do an article on the Jesus Coin soon.
I hope you enjoyed my silly conspiracy theory article. It is my hope that @minervaowl does not become offended. This was just an example of my warped sense of humor!
Steem on everyone, and don't forget to hug someone today!
