Men and women
A man's opinion
Men and women
sometimes, they do not understand each other
women have the tendency to control
they forget that they are just playing the role
women are possessed with dates
a man forgets it and he is in for a spate
she likes to comb
and she likes her clothes
why does she need a handbag at all?
leave alone a hundred and twenty colors at that
A woman may ask for a man's opinion
but it is just to prove that it is not half as good as hers
A loud-mouthed lady
is not liked at all
by a man worth his salt
A man likes a woman who lets him watch the games
and does not expect him to talk
or listen to endless tales that she has to say
A woman's opinion
A girl grows up reading romantic novels
after matrimony finds that real life is not like that
The man expects her to change
and like his every habit
and live accordingly like that
she expects romance
but gets a dose of practicality
and then he goes on his business
just like that
A woman likes her things
and her handbag is full of treasure
a man would never understand that
clothes define her personality
but then would a man ever realize that?
To a woman, appearance matters more
to a man, food is more appealing
differences are there
but the world needs both
to beget more scoundrels
and that defines a society
just a small attempt at comedy
Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 14
@d-pend contest
entry for Announcing the Steemit School Poetry 100 Day Challenge! (Total Prize Fund 2000 SBD)
I write poems to express myself. I started writing at the age of twelve or so and some of my poems were published in magazines for children, a time when print still ruled the world. The internet and the blogging world has helped me write poems. Most of it was as I wrote earlier, to express myself and my thoughts. I have also been a ghostwriter.
Steemit has helped me write with freedom and also earned me very good friends who encourage me to write. I hope my readers will support me and also join in this contest. I am not a student of literature and so I do not consider myself an expert in poetry. It is the judge who will decide.
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The poem list
What is love to you? आपके लिए प्यार क्या है ♥ Day 1 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The river - Day 2 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Wisdom - Day 3 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Feelings - Day 4 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Light and peace - Day 5 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Bored - Day 6 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Music is my life - Day 7 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Roses - Day 8 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The sea of red and green - Day 9 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The challenge - Day 10 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The funny bone - Day 11 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Winners - Day 12 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Juicy fruits - Day 13 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Temple premises - Day 14 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Special - what is special to you? Day 15 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Patience - Day 16 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Respect - Day 17 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Fun and happiness - Day 18 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Are you a robotic human? - Day 19 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Woman - Is she a 'piece'? Day 20 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Fly high like the eagle - Day 21 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Plant a sapling - Day 22 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Kerala - Day 23 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Perfect place - Day 24 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Sketching - Day 25 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Emotions - Day 26 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Passion - Day 27 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Why fear? - Day 28 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Blessings - day 29 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Disbelief - day 30 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
self-pity - day 31 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The yawn - day 32 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Mind and muddle - day 33 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Food, Water, and Air - day 34 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The truth day 35 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Music is my life - day 36 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
What does fame cost you? day 37 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The journey of the soul - day 38 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Deceit and love - day 39 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Prayers - day 40 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The Road to Success - day 41 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
I am the river - day 42 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
True love and courage - day 43 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Posh City or fresh air - day 44 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
April Showers - day 45 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Examinations - day 46 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Are you lazy? - day 47 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Your loving pet - day 48 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The rain of hope - day 49 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The secret - day 50 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
United for peace - day 51 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Childhood fancies - day 52 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
I am an ant ♥-----------♥ day 53 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The mermaid - day 54 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Hurry and Worry - day 55 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
I am a tree - day 56 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Willpower and lack of it - day 57 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Crypto revolution - day 58 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Divine yoga - day 59 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Nonsense - Day 60 of the steemit school poetry contest by @d-pend
When in doubt - day 61 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Awakening - day 62 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
The greens - day 63 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Chants - day 64 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
disconnecting with reality day 65 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
Life lessons -Day 66 of steemit school poetry contest
Mother Nature - Her fury, day 67 of the Steemit school 100 day poetry challenge
What brings a smile to my face? Day 68 of the SSPC by Daniel
Lucky charms - Day 69 of the SSPC by Daniel
Nothing is impossible - Day 70 of the SSPC by Daniel
The lover's wait - Day 71 of the SSPC by Daniel
Hallucination - Day 72 of the SSPC by Daniel
Arise and awake - Day 73 of the SSPC by Daniel
Emotions - Day 74 of the SSPC by Daniel
I nominate @lasocia and @mariannewest to participate in the @comedyopenmic