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Find a real job, serve others and earn money!
Not what you expected to hear? Sorry, I guess you got trolled. Forget that stuff. Farming STEEM is where the real money is at. That way at least you put a smile on people's faces. When I'm not working at the drugstore I post on Steemit. My strategy: buy and hold!
Hope you enjoyed this absolute shitpost.
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EDIT: This is my 420th post!!! Thanks everyone for your support.