Recently, professional LeBron James ass kisser, Brian Windhorst, wrote a piece in which he repeatedly kissed LeBron's ass for his freakishly super human body. In it, he specifically mentioned a time when LeBron gained seven pounds during a game.
He reported about an Eastern Conference Finals game during LeBron's tour in South Beach. Supposedly, LeBron weighed in at 271 pounds before the game. Then after the game teammates saw him on the same scale weighing in at 278 pounds.
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OMG!
How is that physically possible?
I know LeBron is a freak of nature but gaining weight while performing an aerobic activity at an elite level? That is some science fiction type shit right there!
Oh. That is of course unless you use logic and reason.
You know what happens during exercise?
People sweat.
Do you know happens when LeBron James exercises at an elite level?
He sweats a lot.
Do you know what happens to your sweat?
It gets absorbed by your clothes.
Do you know how big LeBron's jersey and shorts are?
Very.
Do you know how much sweat they can hold?
A lot.
So could it be possible that LeBron drank a little bit more Gatorade than he sweated out and then weighed himself while wearing his sweat drenched uniform?
Nah.
Clearly it is just more evidence that he is super human and does not follow the same natural laws everyone else does.