Just my luck
...I've missed the call to make a shit-post by about 20 something minutes, disqualifying me for THOUSANDS of up-votes and probably HUNDREDS of comments from well wishers...
WAIT...!!!!!!!!! It isn't too late globally though; it's only too late for about 'half' the world, because of the different time zones and all that crap.
So in that case...here I go with my masterpiece:
Today was a shitty day and got shittier after the price of Steem began dropping again in the marketplace; what kind of crap was that? WHY!?!?!?! Why don't the turd-faced bastards running those Exchanges fudge some of the numbers in favor of Steem and SBD?!?!?!!?
If Steem shot up to the top of the charts, fiat would be flowing like diarrhea into the Exchanges to load up on Steem; right?
Noooooooo….instead...Steem seems to be stuck, way down below in a state of constipation, with hardly 'any' movement in the right direction at all. It's becoming 'painful' I tell ya...
Look at how many people here are sitting and suffering as a result! DAMNIT...!!! IT STINKS, I tell ya!!!
I wish I could offer a good remedy other than to include more fiber in your diet, exercise and eat less highly processed food products; especially synthetic cheese with particles of plastic imbedded within...You know...the typical recommendations that hardly ANYBODY follows anyway.
Listen folk...I'm outta here; See ya again some time.
Ciao