Hello everybody, Vancry here. Just seen the second episode of Game of Thrones season 7: Stormborn.
HBO, as always, thank you for making this series happen, as well as you George R. R. Martin! But f****in' why do you must leave me with so much suspense as to what will happen?
This episode was interesting. We saw Tyrion's solid conquering strategy, no flaw whatsoever. Lady Olenna being as manipulative as she can get trying to make Danny go directly with dragons and the dothraki to King's Landing to overthrow Cersei from the throne in "one hit". I would highly recommend the mother of dragons not to do this if she wants loyalty out of love, more than out of fear from the other houses. But oh well, only time will tell what happens next.
We finally see some action between Missandei and Greyworm, which proves us that a dick is not entirely needed to give pleasure to women.
Samwell, being usefull at last, does his best into curing Jorah's disease. Yet... the cure may be even worse than the disease, as the cure is to... skin him alive, basically (damn, ramsay could have been perfect for the job...). But don't worry, sam has an ointment!... that'll help him! Or at least I hope it does and he's finally cured. He's one of my favorite characters, along with Arya, Tyrion The Hound and Jon. We won't know for now at least...
We see Arya in Hotpie's Bakery, I believe it's Hotpie, correct me if I'm wrong... Arya's childhood fat friend. He tells her about Jon and how he defeated Ramsay in Winterfell, and how he became the King in the North. So now, Arya is headed back to Winterfell once more. In the way, she reunites with her old friend, Nymeria... and a pack of wolves at her side, and yeah. Hunting. Everything was kind of tense until Arya remembers her who she is. Nymeria leaves with the other wolves, leaving Arya on her own with a sad face, heartbroken... and I have one thing to say. YOU THREW A F***ING STONE AT HER WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE. It was for her own good but still! What did you expect would happen? Besides, she's a leader now. Being a Dire Wolf takes a lot of responsibility you know?
We also see Jon Snow, taking the enormous decision to leave Winterfell, and the North, to meet the future queen of the seven kingdoms at Dragonstone. All with the intentions of getting the dragonglass- oh I'm sorry, the MOUNTAIN of dragonglass and Daenerys's alliance to defeat de White Walkers. Yet... I don't know how things will go, since we know for sure that Jon Snow won't bend the knee to anyone. Or at least that's what his character's personality has been building up to. And of course if he leaves, Sansa will be in charge of the North until he returns. Littlefinger, be ware, be scared.
In the end, we see Theon's and Yara's flete being burned down by the now most hated character, their uncle Euron Greyjoy, who kills two of the Sand Snakes, kidnaps the last one with her mother and Yara as well but not before making Theon abandon the ship like a pussy, entering in his brain, touching the mental scars that Ramsay left on him. This pirate dude is a dick, seriously. And even more dangerous than any other villain I've seen so far. He's just insane.
The chapter ends with Theon in the water, looking at his uncle's flete moving away with her sister. Probably ashamed of abandoning the ship like he did and wondering what to do next... f*** me, this was really heartbreaking for me.
This episode was exciting, but not as exciting as the first I must say. I mean it was good, but it just left me with emptiness inside of me which now I need to fill with... I don't even know now. I need the next one, pronto.
~Vancry