Thanks, @icountedzero. Yeah, this thing is tough to clear. Once Darksteel Forge is out, your only option is pretty much "return permanent to its owner's hand" effects and "sacrifice a creature" effects. -1/-1 counters can get the job done, too. I have an Avacyn, Angel of Hope deck I'll be sharing on here soon, which might be even worse than this.
RE: "King of the Assholes" in Magic: The Gathering EDH/Commander format!