What's that?
It's not clickbait! I swear it's not.... let me explain..
They call me Creo, I've been gaming for around 30 years and more recently spending more and more money on Steam, Uplay and all the other stores. It's been a real passion of mine for quite a time and with a family and bills to pay, I can't get all the games I want.
Then along came $PIZZA and showed me the way.
The process
In order to create a cult from pizza you must first navigate to the website hive.pizza
Look, I have pictures and all! Go me!
So see at the top there, $PIZZA Store, that's it, click it!
Oh look, it brought me to a page with options... amazing! Little known fact: These are all options that the $PIZZA crew will be offering in the future, but for now let's click on that VIDEO GAMES icon.
ERMAGERD! Look at all these games.... dey be cheap AF too... must not buy all the games...
Rolls Wisdom Saving Throw
Phew Saved....
Ok moving on..
Select desired game (in this case anything related to becoming my own Cult) and click Add to Cart
Boom! look at that helpful lil banner at the top - guess I wanna view cart next!
True story - when I first uploaded this image I forgot to edit out my email address... -1 Intelligence
Ok so it's in there, one step closer.... Place order click
I know Creo - a lot going on in this screenshot, truth is I got so excited I forgot to take shots of each tiny part. To recap I select what I wanna pay with $PIZZA or HBD - insert my hive name and click the keychain to confirm.. I mean it's not rocket science, if you need me to walk you through how to do an order, I mean that's the least of your problems O_O
AHEM - Sass aside... order will now process and take you to this successful message and lovely confirmation page (checks for sensitive info before posting)
Now as it says, if you refresh the page it will display your game key. Just activate that on steam and you should be good to go.
CREO - I ACCIDENTLY CLOSED THE PAGE, HALP!
Firstly, I refer you to my earlier comment.
Secondly - don't worry... it will email you that too...
See
So don't panic...
And Viola! I have successful turned $PIZZA into a Cult(ist Simulator)..
Ok it was a bit clickbaity - but at least I delivered... on time, like a hot $PIZZA... with cheese, bacon.. thin crust... mmm..
hello, I'd like to place an order for a large pizza please
HT to @thebeardflex and all the crew at @hive.pizza for making this dream a reality. Can't wait to see what's next.
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