Hey you! Star Wars fan!

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Are you really a Star Wars fan or do you just claim to be in order to get girls?

I'm convinced. I'll assume you are really a fan.

So Star wars fan, have you ever found yourself thinking, "Man I love Star Wars so much. I especially love that Sarlaac Pit from Return of the Jedi. I wish I could show how much I love it by making an infant sleep in it."

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You have?!

Me too!

We are twinning!!!!

I love the Sarlaac Pit and would love it even more if there were some type of device designed for sleeping that I could put my infant in. It would be so awesome.

But alas. That will never happen.

Ho hum back to my baby sleeping in a crib like a freaking loser whose dad doesn't love Star Wars enough.

What's this?

OH MY GOD!!!

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Someone on esty has answered no one's prayers and has made a baby lounger pillow that looks exactly like a Sarlaac Pit (or a really angry vagina).

That's right, according to geekologie esty seller BedHogShop has created no star wars fans's dream: A pillow that looks like a creature that is meant to consume and torture its victims to death.

It even has a handy handle that you can carry it by after your baby soils it out of sheer terror.

And it's only $138!

I'll take 7.