Zeus was nothing but a moose
And his morals were a little bit loose
He turned into a bird
Which was a little absurd
So Hera would become Mrs Zeus!
Zeus wanted to take Hera as his wife, but she wouldn't have known of it, so the sneaky old fool turned himself into a cuckoo and dwindled his way into her affections.
After nursing him in her warm bosom for some time, he finally found the nerve to turn back into himself and take Hera for his wife, she really had no choice.
They had a 300 year honeymoon.
Personally I think he deserved a smack in the kisser, never mind a 300 year honeymoon!