"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT". You may never know how true these words are until you can't give a 💩. Yes, some say that when they are tensed or care little about a situation but in my case I wanted to give a 💩 but couldn't. Or rather I did while weeping inwardly. I had some cramps on my tendons last week, and was given some drugs to ease the stress. Part of the requirements while taking the drugs is to drink more than enough water.
Unfortunately for me, the weather has been supercool due to constant rains in my area. Thus, I didn't get the urge to take water, neglecting the instruction I was given. The consequence was that I GOT ENOUGH CONSTIPATION that could have gone round for a dozen people to just myself. I have never felt so much pain as I did this past few days. However, I am happy I can now give some 💩 with less pain.
I have turned a vegetarian by force. I have consumed more bananas than the water I was told to drink. The bright side is that, I have literally confessed so many sins anytime I got the urge to visit white house to drop some 💩.
May be my confessions worked, or the fruits and vegetables worked. I am now experiencing less pains. That is to say, I am getting better. And for that, I am GRATEFUL.
Have you experienced Constipation before? How was the fun experience of not "Giving a Shit"?
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