In some semblance of order.
- My government.
- People who want to stop people self-voting.
- The oncoming winter.
- Aneurysm. (Not over the fighting, I'm medically risky.)
- Steemit Inc.
- Emotional collapse due to my dog dying. (She's fine, but we had a scare.)
- One or both of my partners getting hit by a bus. (It's 11 pm, and they're home.)
- Still my government.
- Probably the Russian government?
- My ancient Aeron spontaneously collapsing.
- My desk deciding it can't handle the weight of my printer anymore and crushing my legs.
- Drowning in box elder bugs. (Which we are metaphorically.)
- Bitcoin being pretty terrible.
- Ethereum being pretty terrible.
- We're going to go with my government again here. I could say specific things but why?
- Junkies breaking into my house on a cul-de-sac in a wealthy suburb.
- Tornado. (It's November, but since 1998 I rank this one over-highly.)
- Earthquake. (In Minnesota.)
- Coyotes who somehow can break into my house.
- Turkeys who somehow can break into my house and manage to hurt me.
- Being hit by a meteor.
- The whole planet being hit by a comet.
- The whole planet turning out to have been flat all along, being hit by a comet, and me falling into the hole.
- I think it's time to mention my government again.
- Cheese. (OK, this one should really be higher.)
- Acute Flaccid Myelitis. (That's scary, but I'm almost 40.)
- Either of the neurological conditions I already have. (Apart from the aneurysm risk.)
- The EMP.
- Someone stabbing me for making a terrible pun.
- My government collapsing.
- Being invaded by Canada. (In the 1% of timelines where that's a bad thing.)
- Being invaded by, say, Serbia somehow.
- My leftist friends deciding to take action about something instead of just protesting it.
- My writer friends getting something done early and shattering the space-time continuum.
- Any of my friends developing an executive function and initiating social activities. (Except Ginger.)
- Pathological distraction by an endless stream of new Murderbot books.
- The Red Sox winning the World Series. (Reminder: check notes.)
- Pathological distraction by the ever-expanding Jimmy Butler rabbit hole.
- The earth being swallowed by the ever-expanding Jimmy Butler rabbit hole.
- People who think even forty of these was too many.
- People who are upset at me for promising 45 and stopping at 42.
- Douglas Adams.