If you haven't seen it, this awesome kid tries to go super saiyan, from Dragon Ball Z: a dope show where these people yell and flex till their hair gets longer and turns blonde, and search for dragon balls.
(See above)
After Jalen talks for a lil, I found myself rooting for him — he is low-key WOKE — and shit, he almost does it. At least, he gets closer to going super saiyan than I've ever been... or seen before. Worth a watch.
Looking back, I'm so surprised that no one comes running into the room like "WTF?? ARE YOU DYING??"
I saw that a few years ago, and I believed, or at least hoped that one day he would truly "go super saiyan" so I was pretty shocked when I looked up what he's been doing since...
Most people would say,
"This muthafucka is just a giant troll."
But I don't think so.
Something is wrong with Jalen...
He was missing for years until a strange message from Jalen to his favorite rapper, Lil Wayne, surfaced on Facebook...
It was "liked" by many concerned fans. They were worried Jalen was loosing it.
This is the most recent Jalen artifact we've recovered.
We couldn't find much else. If anyone knows what else he has been up to, or where he is — please let us know. He needs professional help... We can help him. 100% of the proceeds from this post will go to acquiring a psychiatrist for Jalen. Especially, prescription medication...... maybe meds are all he needs.... GOOD ONES.
Sincerely,
Not Jalen
I am actually not Jalen and this is not actually real. I will keep 100% of all the donations and drugs for myself.
Once again. TOTALLY not Jalen.
....Help me.