Great wrapup. I would definitely not go in there if i ever visit.
Un par de detalles del idioma, @julioccorderoc:
"I'm going to throw away the sisal", i guess you mean to "jump off the Sisal towers".
west center, podría ser mid-west
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"but not that you enter." podría ser algo como, but you should not enter/but do not enter.
Saludos
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