⚠️ Humor / Contains mild adult references
The WNBA has completely lost the plot this week—and I am HERE for it.
Let me walk you through what might be the wildest stretch of events in league history…
🚨 It all started when someone launched a neon green dildo missile onto the court mid-game.
The WNBA has officially entered its WTF Era.
💸 The WNBA’s fake store didn’t take long to “cash in.”
Honestly... 10/10 marketing if they lean into it.
🧠 Then the internet decided to fix the WNBA’s ratings problem:
“Add random dildo challenges mid-game. 10 bonus points if you dunk it.”
I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. 💀
💇♀️ Meanwhile, Kahleah Copper had a literal wig malfunction mid-game.
Wig flies off → fan laughs → fan gets ejected.
We need a 30 for 30 on this week alone.
📝 Weekly recap of what can only be described as WNBA's descent into chaos:
- Wig hits the floor, fan hits the door
- Sophie Cunningham becomes an Arby’s influencer (???)
- TWO dildo incidents in one week
- Sophie has to publicly say “stop throwing dildos”
This is real life. Not SNL. Not The Onion.
🏈 For comparison...
The WNBA calls a timeout for a wig.
Meanwhile, the NFL:
Elite contrast. Peak America.
🧠 Final Thoughts:
No one:
The WNBA: "Wigs. Dildos. Arby’s. Violence."
Can’t wait to see what happens next week. 🫡