Now, what you're about to see may seem unbelievable, but the proof is in the pudding.
Joining in on all of the fun that everyone seems to be having in the #silverbloggers community, and not wanting to miss out on the very first #BoW, selected by @fionasfavourites, I knew that I needed to take some drastic steps.
The very first thing I needed to do was to take a nap, which I rarely do. In my book, naps are just a waste of my time, and I'm not about to waste any of that precious, ever-dwindling, nonrenewable, resource.
But in this case, I needed to be able to stay up past 8:00 PM. so nap I did.
Why the nap you ask?
Late-night TV was the answer to my dilemma. You see, the #BoW, Silver threads amongst the Gold, had me perplexed.
The GENE, the one that either allows you to keep your golden locks or the one that has your head looking like a newborn's rump, has been passed along for many generations.
There was no escaping this situation.
Back in the day, when the bald spot took over the center of my dome, I wanted to get a tattoo to cover it.
But, with @farm-mom already in the picture and always providing great advice, I decided against getting a tattoo. She thought it was not such a good idea to get a tattoo of a piece of watermelon with a fly on it, imprinted on my skull.
I'm thrilled I listened!
Let me get back to Late Night TV.
Infomercials, I knew someone out there had a product that would grow hair on my head once again, but would their product be able to give me long flowing locks in 24 hours.
Well, the nap paid off. After watching infomercials for hours and realizing that these people on the boob tube were really geniuses, the product I needed flashed up on the screen.
Magic Hair Cream guaranteed to grow more hair than a Lama, in 24 hours, and there was only one possible side effect, drooling.
The possibility of drooling for the rest of my life would be worth it if the cream worked.
Hell, I got a feeling I may be drooling before it's all over anyway.
With the Price for the Magic Hair Creem only being $4.99 with a $29.00 shipping and handling charge
I went for it. They even took Dogecoin
As is par for the course, the wife was skeptical and she wasn't quite ready for the drooling part of it all.
But, BAM, this is what grew in less than 24 hours.
Now I've got it all covered, Silver Threads, even if they're on my chin and they feel more like wires, and they are amongst the gold.
I know BALD IS BEAUTIFUL, but the head of hair I'm sporting in this pic even gets my blood pumping.
Just some advice for any #silverbloggers out there who would like to try this product, make sure you specify what color you want your new hair to be. I made the mistake of not reading the fine print and they sent me black.
After another $29.00 to return the black and another $29.00 to reship the gold, I got what I needed.
One of the best things to bring with you while enjoying life's journey is your sense of humor.
I have been happily married to my better half for, let me think a moment, well that didn't help, so let's just say over 45 years and we still enjoy each other's company like we are still kids.
Laughing is good for what ails you and makes you fun to be around. No one wants to hang around grumpy old folk.
It saddens me to see many of my friends walking around like they have a stick up their ass, complaining about this or that.
Laugh until your sides feel like they're about to split, now that's some #naturalmedicine.