Fellow McKenzians:
It has been almost 1 year since Dear Leader has blessed the Steem blockchain with His wisdom. This has many of his followers dismayed, but to be unfaithful is to be lost without His presence.
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He still shares His wisdom every Sunday on Lazy Sundaze on MSP Waves, and it has been prophesied He will post again on Steem. Don't despair! dear followers, He will return! I say this with the utmost faith, as sure as the lettuce is blessed, He will return! Cast aside your aspersions, for the faithful will be truly rewarded.
Your humble servant,
r0nd0n