Welcome to my dear country (Naija) where everyone is a born hustler. When it comes to making legit money, no one is ashamed to carry their businesses to any length. I remember few years back I was job hunting and the only available job with good pay isn't what I want to do yet refused to sit at home handicapped so I accepted the job. Whenever I see my neighbors or someone that knows me, I always throw my face to the other side to avoid direct eye contact with them not until I told my brothers I was going to resign and they were like you no serious oh! even now hook up girls no dey shame for the work wey den dey do talk more of you wey they do legit work you come dey shame, omo as far as you dey make your money without begging guys you suppose pride on your work (pidgin).
Their words sounded deep and for the first time I threw away shyness and went to work with pride that whenever I see a familiar face I smiled and greeted them.
Now back to the business of the day. have seen a lot of funny ads and the embarrassing one as well, before uninstalling my tiktok account, I bumped into a lady's account called empress Judas. she's into bead making and just one of those Nigerians wey true true carry their market for head. I honestly think she is the first person with the kind of pattern for advertising and she literally has no epitome of shame when it comes to her wordings.
Although a few other content creators that have met with her says she's a total different person compared to how she present herself online but then I watched a show were she was called on stage and was addressed the way she advertise her business don't even know what to believe anymore. She announces herself as 7 star general in hook business with 13yrs of experience and lots more. To me it's kind of embarrassing and unfit for little ones to listen to her promotion but then a lot of people laugh over it saying it's so funny. I honestly don't want to write what she says but for the sake of this prompt which requires us writing I had to go back to her page on Facebook and pick one advert to write since i already uninstalled tiktok.
In Judas beads words:
If woman they support woman
no girl go battle your husband with you
By the time your husband don
Pay me my money finish, you go come
dey squeeze face
Buy bead wey I dey sell now no.....
Buy bead wey I dey sell you say no....
If I don follow your husband finish you go
Squeeze face say I don follow your husband....
Guys she did said so many nasty things of which I just have to omit here probably you can hear all for yourself when you search for Judas beads.