Some of That PIMP Shit

Are you ready for some more of that badass PIMP Shit? A bit of this will be a review and update, but mostly will focus on PIMP v3.1. However, in case you have no idea what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.

A PIMP is all about money and making theirs. The definition has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up in the trenches using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways. I mean, why else are you here? Really.

PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the dividend sharing percentages, we share more tokens with you than any other organization, tribe or community on Hive. We are on the top 20 of over a dozen rich lists in holdings and mete most of them out to our PIMPs (95% of our daily proceeds). We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. I tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?

MOAR

I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. 😎 So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last upadate, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us in The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.

What's that?

You want to be a PIMP?

How can you get some tokens to stake?

Ways To Acquire PIMP

Post on Pimp Media
Post in the P.I.M.P. community threads
Use the tag: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
Buy it on Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
Add liquidity to the @psyberx LVL, @thgaming or other pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap
Qualify for rewards in a discord server from @cryptoshots.nft's sweet Karina Yana chat bot
Present a post on PYPT in Dreemport hosted by @shadowspub on Thursdays
A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
Hope someone just randomly sends you some

if you already have PIMP and want more -

All of the above
Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)
Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's or @lolzbot PIMP curator accounts
Curate other PIMPs and support the District's citizens

PIMP Slapper?

Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:

Current Tokens/Crypto PIMP distributes:

#ALIVE
#APE
#ARCHON
#BEATCZ
#BEE
#CCC
#CENT
#CINE
#COM
#CTP
#DEC
#DEGEN
#DHEDGE
#ENTRY
#FOODIE
#FUN
#GAMER
#HIVE
#HUSTLER
#LEO
#LIST
#LOLZ
#LOTUS
#MEME
#NEOXAG
#NFTM
#ONEUP
#PAL
#PHOTO
#POB
#SIM
#SLOTHBUZZ
#SME
#SPACO
#SPS
#SPT
#STELLARUM
#STEM
#TEAMPH (new)
#THGAMING
#UTOPIS
#VIBES
#VOUCHER
#WAIV
#WEED

Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:

#BRO
#BXT
#CARTEL
#CAV
#ECOBANK
#INCOME
#LGN
#PIMP (stash for promotional use)
#SOL

We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from these lists. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.

The Fuck Does That Mean?

All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.

Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (currrently spread to the top 100 staykrz). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels until it hits 200. At that point, we will discuss whether or not to extend the numbers.

WINNING

Straight up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.

I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.

PIMP v3.1

There has been some debate about what sets PIMP apart from other tokens. In a recent conversation with @raymondspeaks, I was asked about the goals and future roadmap of PIMP. I have many ideas, really, I do, but, voicing them is the problem I have. I've been burned a few times and even recently, one of my fam had an idea snatched out from underneath her. So, I stay quiet.

"Every battle is won before it is fought."

Sun Tzu from The Art of War

I have read this and many other books several times. After having been burned before myself in the cryptorealms, I find it essential to keep some things under wraps. That being said, it is time to unwrap a piece of PIMP that has always been on the table and came up in that conversation with Ray - who by the way - is very high on the integrity scale in my book.

Now, from the title, a few of you were probably scratching your head wondering what the fuck Steem had to do with PIMP as it was created after the birth of Hive. Back in the day, the #silvergoldstackers produced solid silver rounds to commemorate our community love for silver. I bought several, and had some that didn't make it through the fire, and this is what I have left. No longer prooflike as I snatched them out of their cases yesterday. These rounds are going to be melted down to create a 10 oz. bar of solid silver.

This silver, will be the first addition to the newly created 'PIMP vault' and sent to our newly nominated, accepted and now appointed 'vaultkeeper' - @silverd510. I know him IRL and he has been a solid member of The Alliance, The PIMP District and the Silver Gold Stakkin' clan. His knowledge of silver and other precious metals is far superior to my own and so am very satisfied with this decision.

If you just missed the implications of what we are doing, PIMP is now going to be backed by precious metals. Only a very limited elite few tokens on Hive - NOT EVEN HIVE ITSELF - can claim to own physical assets to back their tokens' stability. We now can. With some of the profits every couple weeks or so, we will be purchasing silver and melting it into ten ounce bars. We will not be buying any special rounds, limited this that or the other, as we are going for the bullion itself and looking for the best prices. We will most assuredly keep you updated with our holdings.

By making this move, if crypto ever crashes into oblivion and manages to be worth absolutely nothing, we will have a bit of a failsafe and your PIMP will still be worth something. If agreed upon, we will sell it and take care of those that have PIMP staked, and based on the size of your stake, we will divvy out monetary compensation(s) as necessary. Get comfortable. You're welcome.

PIMP Shittin'

In closing, I just wanna say (again) that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna get money with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat and be staking all they can. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their 'when I have the time' list. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.

And that's one of the keys. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.