Some of That PIMP Shit
PIMP on v4.0
So what sets PIMP apart from other tokens? @ecoinstant is still trying to put his finger on why we have been so successful when almost all of the other 'tribal' tokens have pretty much failed or fizzled into obscurity. He is even trying to rescue a few, like #archon. No lies, there are a few still lingering and hanging around, like #neoxian and #weed, that have been there since the dawn of Steem-Engine. But, what is it, that we, as PIMPs, do so differently?
Maybe it's the way we approach things. We keep a weathered eye on token movement and watch each others' backs out here in this bitch.
Maybe it's because we sit down every week and hash out what moves to make or what things we should change. The community.
We don't just talk about tokens on Hive in our unrehearsed and live meetings every week. In fact, we talk rather extensively about #bitcoin. Our resident #cryptologist, @jim-crypto, loves to analyze the markets and we all get into some lively debate about which way things will go and why.
Some days, we drool over some shiny ass silver or gold and make it a point to assess the value of holding physical assets. Sometimes, our diamond hands shine because we don't wear disposable rhinestone gloves bitches.
THAT, is what our 2024 shaped into.
2024
#Silver
With the help and grace of our vault keeper - @silverd510 - we have consistently added to our stack, making PIMP, the only token on Hive (or any chain that I am aware of) backed by and stakkin' silver bullion. If you're on Hive and not supporting the PIMPs? The fuck is wrong with you. 😝
#Bitcoin
Our #cryptologist, @jim-crypto (founder of @thgaming), has a good time watching and analyzing the charts, especially for #HIVE and #BITCOIN. I mean, #BTC is what got all of us to the point where we are today. With so many other chains in the lineage of cryptocurrency, it was an obvious choice to add it to our portfolio and seasoned BTC hodlr @summertooth was elected as our devoted custodian.
Shitcoins
And shit tokens. Believe it or not, is probably 95-98% of everything out there on Hive-Engine these days. We decided to stop force feeding our loyal hodlrz with them and moved to sharing liquid HIVE with those that have staked enough to be considered a PIMP. I mean, most of us just sell those turds off anyway, so the strain on our servers was well worth lightening the load on transactions for everyone.
Hive Gaming
I honestly don't know what the fuck has happened here, but there are no games that have just stood out and said, "Wow! This game is fucking awesome!" Development slowed to a crawl on most all of them and even #splinterlands started begging for money in the form of a proposal. So, we sold off much of our gaming assets and refocused the revenue.
Liquidity Pools
Aside from heavily funding our own, we have continued to support pretty much any project's pool that has asked for it. We also trimmed back our community positions by only staying in the ones with excellent APRs.
ASSETS
By making these moves, we feel the stability of our token will stay strong for its lifespan. Maybe it'll outgrow Hive altogether, and need its own place to call home? Who knows. What we do know, is that if HIVE ever goes to shit and all the tokens become worthless - PIMP will still be worth something and if agreed upon, we can sell our assets off and mitigate the losses for our diamond hand hodlrz.
2025
I have a feeling this is going to be a real interesting year. As PIMPs, we will continue to add to the staks. Both Silver and Bitcoin. There may be talk of a heavy move into another chain with similar side effects that have given Hive such sustainability.
The primary goal, this year, is to get our website working beautifully. We have set up a server and will be straining it hard on the testnet before releasing it to the public and with the help of all of you, we will make necessary changes and adjustments to make it the best place to do your media posts.
We will also be keeping an ear to the ground for anything promising. If you have been in the PIMP meetings or have messaged @enginewitty privately on what he thinks will be poppin', then you already know which direction the winds are blowing. Strap in mutha fuckaz, 2025 is gonna be a helluva ride.
What the Fuck?
Ok, maybe you came across this fuckin' post and are bewildered by what I'm even on about. So, for those clueless as to what what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.
A PIMP is all about money and making theirs. The definition has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up in the trenches using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways. I mean, why else are you here? Really.
PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the dividend sharing percentages, we share our daily earnings with you (95% of our daily proceeds). We are still on the top 20 of over two dozen rich lists in holdings. We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. I tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?
MOAR
Because I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. 😎 So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last upadate, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us in The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.
What's that?
You want to be a PIMP?
How can you get some tokens to stake?
Ways To Acquire PIMP
- Post on Pimp Media (new version to be released soon)
- Post in the P.I.M.P. community threads
- Use the tag: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
- Buy it on Hive-Engine or Tribaldex (be sure to stake it!)
- Add liquidity to one of the PIMPed out LPs (liquidity pools) pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap
- Qualify for rewards in a discord server from @cryptoshots.nft's sweet Karina Yana chat bot
- Present a post on PYPT in Dreemport hosted by @shadowspub on Thursdays
- A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
- Hope someone just randomly sends you some
if you already have PIMP and want more -
- All of the above
- Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)
- Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
- Curate other PIMPs and support the District's citizens
PIMP Slapper?
Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:
Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:
We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from that list. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.
Still Clueless?
All the tokens on that list, are ones we are currently hodling with diamond hands. The stake distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.
Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (currrently spread to the top 120 staykrz). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They had a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will persist in spreading the wealth on to deeper levels until it hits 200. At that point, we will discuss whether or not to extend the numbers.
WINNING
Straight up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.
I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.
PIMP Shittin'
In closing, I just wanna say (again) that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna smash out and slay in 2025, with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat and be staking all they can. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their 'when I have the time' list. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.
And that's one of the keys. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.
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If we have a partnership with you in some form or fashion, notify @enginewitty via DM on Discord or tag him in the The PIMP District so we can rep you proper down here. Thank you and you're welcome. In the meantime, #staypimpin!