Am just making a world through my assumption and I thought of sharing this:
Am imagine this. Assume One random Tuesday morning, Earth gets added to a big intergalactic group chat. Yeah, like a WhatsApp or GalaxyChat or whatever aliens use out there. Every planet, galaxy, and weird blob of space dust is already in it. And boom Earth is the newest member.
First of all, we’d probably mess it up within 10 minutes. Someone would send a Hi and next thing you know, someone else from Earth would post 47 memes, a link to a crypto scam, and a political argument.
The aliens would be confused. Why are there so many humans on one account? Why is one of them yelling in ALL CAPS, CAPS?
One alien from Planet Zulu-99 might send a message like:
“Please introduce your planet’s strengths.”
And what would we say? I mean… what do we offer the universe?
Fast food. Imagine introducing aliens to pizza. That might actually be our strongest skill.
Music. Earth has music that hits emotions no translator can explain. Show them Bob Marley, BTS, or Beethoven, and they might cry acid tears (do aliens cry acid? I have No idea of it.
Weird animal videos. You can’t tell me aliens wouldn’t love a raccoon stealing cat food in slow motion. Isn't it weird? That’s peak culture right there.
Our chaos. Earth is messy, loud, emotional, and full of drama. But maybe that’s what makes us fun. Who wants a boring perfect planet anyway? No one.
But then… someone would definitely embarrass us.
One guy would ask the aliens if they’ve ever seen “Shrek.” Another might try to sell them NFTs. Someone’s grandma would post an accidental selfie with a filter and confuse the whole council.
They might mute us after a week.
Still, I think Earth would add something special to the group. We're not the smartest planet, not the most peaceful either but we’ve got heart. And memes. And probably the weirdest sense of humor in the galaxy.
That has to count for something, right?
