Holy crap on a cracker! That's exactly what I need! Sometimes we don't know what we need until we see it. :)
I will take this hypothetical gift and enjoy it with my closest friends and family, drink a toast to the legit dude who sent it, that's you, and cherish and savour it. (If only it was real and not hypothetical).
This is a hypothetical gift to treasure and I am humbled by your hypothetical generosity. If you get tempted to actually send it my address is:
G-dog
1796 I love rum Street
South Australia
Australia 5000
!ENGAGE 25
RE: Weekend-engagement week twelve: What would you send? [Win hive for your comment and engagement]