I'll be honest - I'm not perfect. I don't believe anyone is, or could ever be. Having said that I think I've got some great qualities...A good sense of humour, I'm polite, courteous, humble and kind. I can take care of myself and those around me in all sorts of situations, am professional in my day job, knowledgeable, carry some wisdom and am generous...Among other things of course. In short, I'm totally average in every way - Not the smartest guy ever, but far from the dumbest.
Although there was this one time...Today.
I had an altercation with the dishwasher today...It conspired against me...Well, the dishwasher tablets conspired against me to be more accurate. They just didn't want to do what they were supposed to and I got a little frustrated.
Thinking I'd be a good lad and help out with some household chores I packed up the dishwasher, put the little washer-tablet in the holder thing and turned it on...An hour later it finished and...
...Well, here's the text messages that went between my wife Faith and myself.
This is where things begin to look bad for me...I'm doing it right, I'm not an idiot...Words that the next screen capture will disprove entirely. It seems that idiot is indeed what I am.
Okay y'all...This could have happened to anyone right? I mean it's not even my fault. I blame Faith for buying a different brand of dishwasher tablets...They were on sale which makes it okay to trick the G-dog apparently. Yes, a good reason to buy them but bloody hell did it throw a spanned in the works for me today.
You see, the other brand she normally gets has a little wrapper but it dissolves in the wash cycle...These ones apparently do not. Stupid bloody new brand tablets.
Anyway, fortunately for me one of my personality traits is being able to laugh at myself and that's a good thing because I think Faith will be laughing at my stupidity for a long time to come...I might as well laugh along with her. I'm thinking twice about going on strike, no more housework for me...But that's probably won't go so well for me...Not a text message thread I'd probably want to share with you.
So now it's your turn folks...If you dare. Open up and tell me about some dumb-ass thing you did if you feel like it...I promise it'll stay between us...I won't tell a soul. Put your comment down there.👇
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Be well
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